Congratulations to Inter on reaching the European Cup final last night. Here’s a quick reminder of the time Jose Mourinho really made his mark on British football by sprinting down the touchline to celebrate with his Porto players against Man United.

In the 89th minute Phil Neville conceded a soft free-kick 25 yards out and when Benni McCarthy’s strike was flapped at by Tim Howard, Costinha smashed home the rebound to make it 3-2 on aggregate to send Porto into the second round and on their way to winning the trophy.

The final kick in the teeth. You’re 4-0 down and up comes the opposition keeper to take a free-kick. Step forward Wilson Rodrigues de Moura Júnior or simply ‘Wilson’ of Brazilian club Figueirense.

The award for the worst refereeing decision of the season surely has a winner.

Dodgy Ref, Carmelo Lo Faro bemused players, officials and fans of both Airbus UK Broughton and Port Talbot Town when he sent-off Matty Woodward late on into Saturday’s 0-0 draw at the wind-swept Airfield.

As the wind blew the ball away at a free-kick, Woodward picked up the ball to bring it back to its correct position only to be shown a second yellow card for apparent time wasting. Well done Ref!

One of the best Phoenix From The Flames and it’s good to see Ilunga laughing about it now. Their story is actually quite sad, Zaire were then the first sub-Saharan African team to qualify for the World Cup finals but during the tournament the players discovered they would not be paid. Beyond the  laughable incident against Brazil there was a lot of despair: according to Ilunga, in an interview with Brazilian FourFourTwo magazine, the president’s guards (who were getting the promised money) threatened the players if they lost by more than 3 goals.

This was supposed to be Ronaldo’s big day after the Brazilian had signed from Barca for £17m and was making his debut for Inter debut against Brescia. Inter were trailing 1-0 and Ronaldo had hit the bar and had a goal disallowed. It was then that El Chino was introduced to the San Siro crowd where he proceeded to steal the limelight with two gold-plated goals in the last ten minutes. The first, a magnificent 40-yarder that flew past the keeper and then the  second, a beautifully flighted free kick straight into the top corner. Talk about upstaging the bride. Enjoy.

What is the best bit about this goal? The scoop? The volley smashed into the top corner or the third player who stands nonchalantly over the ball with his hands on his hips knowing exactly what is about to happen?