You thought that ball had gone in right? Here’s some unseen footage from the USA game.

Have you ever wondered what happened to John Gregory?

No, well here he is anyway cooly celebrating his goalkeeper scoring a last minute equaliser for Israeli side Maccabi Ahi Nazareth.

Viali (with hair), Atilo Lombardo, Robert Pritz, WWE’s Glen Stromberg, Claudio Caniggia (because he’s worth it), Toto Schillaci, Marco Angelo Monti from Football’s Next Star (before he turned into Glen Roeder), Gullit, Zola, Van Basten, Careca, Maradona, Baggio…. when Serie A ruled the world, they’re all here, all the heavyweights. Enjoy.

(Sorry, I seem to have mislaid the Roma team)

The final kick in the teeth. You’re 4-0 down and up comes the opposition keeper to take a free-kick. Step forward Wilson Rodrigues de Moura Júnior or simply ‘Wilson’ of Brazilian club Figueirense.

Saint-Étienne keeper Jérémie Janot Spiderman steps in with the gloves against FC Istres back in 2005. He’s not the first though, the original spiderman footballer is surely Otilino Tenorio, although wearing Spiderman’s away kit.

Otilino Tenorio

‘El Loco’ pulled on his old Atletico Nacional shirt to play against a select XI which included the likes of Carlos Valderrama and Faustino Asprilla, but no Roger Milla or Jamie Rednapp.

In an emotional speech, Higuita told fans: ‘It is impossible to know you and not love you. It is impossible not to praise God, who united me with you at this moment. I never imagined this moment, because today I am living both the beginning and the end as active soccer player.

‘I feel the emotion of the beginning, but the nostalgia of leaving a career that I love deeply.’

Is this is fake? Can he see anything at all? Is David James a Jedi? Or are they are instinctive saves, considering they’re all coming straight at him?

Hot on the heels of Zenit St. Petersburg goalkeeper Vyacheslav Malafeev comes Nuno Claro of CFR Cluj in the Romanian league who tackles launches a violent assault on Astra’s Georgian Paun way outside of the box. According to local reports Paun is apparently still alive, which is maybe why Claro is so incensed about the red card.

Here we have Zenit St. Petersburg goalkeeper Vyacheslav Malafeev ending a man.

I’ve seen goalkeepers put beer on their gloves to make them a bit more sticky but using glue is clearly not a good idea. Here’s Farsley Celtic’s Piotr Skiba keeping goal against AFC Telford in the Blue Sq Conference North.